On the flip side, if you’re not interested in zombies and find yourself set up on a zombie blind date by your friends here are some tips:
-Some people taste better than others. Hopefully you were wearing heavy perfume or cologne that day to give you that nasty alcohol taste.
-Zombies gossip. Ever notice that zombies don’t talk yet if one spots you you’re outnumbered within minutes? Word get’s around fast somehow. So don’t share with your zombie date the story about that time you did that thing at that place in front of all those people.
-Zombies are ALWAYS hungry. Guys, if you get stuck with a zombie date your best bet would be to take her to the $5 Chinese Buffet.
Any other tips?
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